♥ n y x i e (x_nyxie_x) wrote in leadgirls,
♥ n y x i e
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Yay, I am so randomly happy! :D So I wrote some quick and short Lead crossdressing crack! I hope you don't hate it.

Title: Bitch, Please.
Written by: Nyxie; Enna
Rating: pg-13 for bad words...
Genre: Random Crack
Couple: AkiFu and at the end, HiroShin



Akira, as he always secretly did in his special secret room in his secret special shack behind the secret Lead house, was calmly removing his oh-so-secretive clothing. This “secret” behavior was very necessary for the secret activity he was about to embark on. Changing into his hot teacher lady outfit, he checked his figure and fake breasts in the mirror. After making sure his boobies did not look lopsided, he moved on to applying his make-up happily. ‘Oh, I am going to be the hit of the night!’ He thought to himself with a grin. He once again made sure his boobs were okay, and adjusted them to the left a tad then checked if ass looked too big. Then quietly, with out a sound, left his special secret room in his secret special shack behind the secret Lead house.

 

Walking down the street, knowing he looked so skanky-hot, he unknowingly *cough*purposely*cough* bumped into a tall, maid-like woman. Oh what was he to do except for apologize to the “woman” who in an abnormally high-pitched voice beat him to it. “I’m sorry, I am so sorry!”

“KeiFu, its me!”

“AKIRA!?”

“Don’t scream it, you penis!”

“Sorry! But, how did you know – I – Are you one too?”

“A very, very homosexual cross dresser? Why, indeed, I am.”

“Good, God, YOUR SO HOT!”

“I am aware of my sexual appeal, thank you.”

“Wow, you’re a bitch as a girl.”

“Don’t get me started, hoe.”

“I beg your pardon? WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE CALLING A HOE!? BITCH!”

“Oh no you did’n!”

“Bet I did, what you gonna do, huh?!”

“Kick, you slut, I bet you even slept with… with… HIROKI!”

“No, cunt face, that’s Shinya’s job, thank you. Let me tell you, I sleep with the best of the best and only the best.”

“I sleep with better.”

“You slut!”

“You whore!”

“…”

“…”

“I have run out of things to say.”

“Anyways, the whole teacher thing gives you the whole dominant skanky look, I like that!”

“Oh thank you! I like whole I-am-the-maid-that-sleeps-with-your-husband look too! Oh my, you left breast is falling! Let me fix it!”

“Oh, why, thank you. Your lipstick is such a nice shade, what color is it?”

“Cover Girl Ever Last, a mix of three shades, I’ll show you, there is a technique to it!”

“Oh your such a doll!”

“OH THANK YOU!!!”

*glomp*

*glomp*

*sex*

 

 

Hiroki and Shinya:

 

“Hiroki…. Where are the other two?”

“Probably in the special secret room in the secret special shack behind the secret Lead house.”

“That’s kinky…”

“Cross dressing boy on boy action!”

“LET US LEAVE AND EMBARK ON THE PORN MISSION!”

“Ohhhh yeah….”


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